The Phoenix

Friday, May 25, 2007

Fast Food Phoenix

This is why I don't work in fast food.

Here's a little something I produced as a "commercial" for the podcast. I'll probably add this to my next episode. In the meantime, I hope you enjoy it and get a laugh out of it.

By the way, for those that either currently or have served others at restaurants and other eating establishments - thank you for putting up with a lot of crap.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ha! That was really funny :) Although, I think shoving chicken mcnuggets up your ass is a little unsanitary, it would solve the problem of never getting any kind of dipping sauce with your order.

5/26/2007 9:22 AM  
Anonymous delmer said...

Oh man ... that was good.

By the way, just last week I told someone that everybody should spend some time working in fast food. It's a character builder and it would give you a better sense of how to treat people.

(I used to work at a Burger Chef. Incrediburgable!)

Wait -- I was just about to click Publish when it hit me. Why would someone curse at the drive thru guy. Don't you think he'd be more likely to spit in your food if you curse at him? Or possibly stick 4 McNuggets up his ass before putting them in the paper container and serving them to you?

5/26/2007 9:52 PM  
Blogger Eve said...

I can't believe that you recorded that?! Very impressed...

5/27/2007 2:31 PM  
Blogger angel, jr. said...

I feel so bad for people who work in the food industry...they take a lot of crap from irate hungry people.

5/27/2007 2:50 PM  
Blogger :P fuzzbox said...

That's why I always go to Denny's after drinking.

5/27/2007 9:24 PM  
Blogger David Amulet said...

I had an egg and cheese biscuit at McD's last week, my first fast food in many, many moons.

And probably my last. That stuff's nasty.

-- david

5/28/2007 9:57 AM  
Blogger cube said...

Dealing with rude and/or stupid people has always been a part of life, but I swear it seems as though there are more of them everyday.

5/29/2007 10:44 AM  
Blogger Phats said...

That is so funny! I have never worked in food services never will. I applaud those that do.

5/29/2007 3:29 PM  
Blogger The Phoenix said...

Thanks was a great exercise in podcast production. I'm just trying to improve in that arena.

5/30/2007 10:15 AM  
Blogger mojotek said...

Ahh the Jack Black sounding board... good work! Did you spit in his 4-piece nuggets?

5/30/2007 3:24 PM  
Blogger Rocketstar said...

very nice.

5/30/2007 9:28 PM  
Blogger The Phoenix said...

Thanks guys!

5/31/2007 5:14 PM  
Blogger Orhan Kahn said...

LOL @ "it's a pretty extensive menu.. burgers and fries.."

I approve.

6/03/2007 4:11 AM  

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