The Phoenix

Friday, March 09, 2007

Friday Fun Facts 2

Human Psychology: 54% of men think about sex every day or several times a day. (The idea that men think about sex every seven seconds...(hold on)...............the idea that men think about sex every seven seconds is really just...(just a sec) urban legend).

Chemistry: Hydrogen is an explosive gas. Oxygen is highly combustible. But when you put the two together (H2O), they make water - which is often used to put out fires. (What do you add to powdered water?)

Health: In the country of Bahrain, a male gynecologist can only examine a woman'"parts" via reflection in a mirror. (I've tried to cut my own hair using this method, and it's impossible. Try performing a pap smear this way. Yowza!)

Animal Kingdom: The Fitzroy River turtle can breathe out of its ass. (I can't do that, but I can talk out of mine).


Blogger KC said...

I love fun facts! So, are there female gynecologists'in Bahrain? I would hope there is! If given a choice between someone treating me directly and someone doing it with a mirror, I'd go for directly every time just to get it over with!

3/09/2007 11:26 AM  
Blogger BrianAlt said...

ONLY 54%? Come on, that's too low.

3/09/2007 12:00 PM  
Blogger angel, jr. said...

I always talk out of my ass. I can blow steam out of it.

Sex all day long? I'm not really sure if it's all day, but I would like to have it all day. But thinking about it would just make me want to have. But like I said, I would love to do nothing all day but have sex.

3/09/2007 12:34 PM  
Blogger On My Watch said...

Funny stuff. using a mirror to do a pap?

sounds like a new musical brewing: Annie Get Your Gyn.

3/09/2007 4:00 PM  
Blogger Reiki 4 Life said...

wait, what? I'm sorry. I was thinking about sex.

3/09/2007 8:20 PM  
Blogger Karen said...

54% of men think about sex every day or several times a day.

ya think!?! :+)

3/10/2007 12:27 AM  
Blogger Grafs said...

Do you remember on the internet a couple years ago, someone started a site warning about the dangers of di-hydrogen oxide? I think they even got people to write their congressmen to stop it from being pumped into their homes. Apparently this chemical kills thousands (by drowning) a year :)

3/10/2007 8:57 AM  
Blogger ajooja said...

I'm with Brian. I can't imagine it's only 54 percent.

BTW, using me as a small sample-size, the seven-second thing could be true. :)

3/10/2007 9:51 AM  
Anonymous Bruce said...

Politicians(and Bud Selig) talk out of their asses all the time, so this turtle.. um, what was I talking about?

3/10/2007 12:23 PM  
Blogger David Amulet said...

You certainly do post out of your ass.

Interesting thoughts, actually. I can admit that, right?

-- david

3/10/2007 3:36 PM  
Blogger Godwhacker said...

Great round up. I'm ready to face the day.

Q: How many of those turtles are serving in the congress?


3/10/2007 3:43 PM  
Blogger Jamie Dawn said...

54% seems kind of low. I'd guess that 54% of women think about sex each day too.

Using a mirror doesn't make those "parts" look any different. It just makes it harder for the doc to do what he's got to do. How silly!!

Powdered water.... ha, ha, ha!

The turtle thing is hideous.
Talk about bad breath!

3/10/2007 4:58 PM  
Blogger Phats said...

Wow great fun facts there phoenix! That turtle picture kind is gross hahaha :)

Any chance you want to move to Indiana and be my assistant coach I am still looking for one and season starts monday! haha I'll let you drive the short bus

3/11/2007 12:58 PM  
Blogger mad said...

Makes you kinda wonder what the other 46% of men are thinking about.

3/11/2007 1:06 PM  
Blogger Eric Spitznagel said...

I used to think about sex all day. But after your post, I'm now more consumed with whether turtles are the only animals that can breathe out of their sphincters. Not sure if that's a good thing.

3/11/2007 3:07 PM  
Blogger Keshi said...

**In the country of Bahrain, a male gynecologist can only examine a woman'"parts" via reflection in a mirror.

WTH so do all the women with serious diseases die as a result of not being diagnosed properly?
I give up.


3/11/2007 9:27 PM  
Blogger DaBich said...

And they told us man is a descendent of the ape....I know that's not true 100% of the time now! I know LOTS descended from the TURTLE!!!

3/12/2007 4:20 AM  
Blogger Stacy The Peanut Queen said... way would a guy give me a pap using the rear-view mirror method. I'll just do it myself, thanks anyway! ;)

3/12/2007 10:23 AM  
Blogger Fated said...

54%?? So 46% Don't think about it everyday? I'm starting to feel perverted. I wonder what the number is for women.

Perhaps the gynecologists use mirrors like the dentist use. GIANT light, tiny mirror. lol

3/12/2007 2:35 PM  
Blogger Orhan Kahn said...

The chemistry fact is amazing. To think our existence is so fragile, so unique and all so simple at the same time -- freaks me out!

3/12/2007 4:22 PM  
Anonymous the weirdgirl said...

Is it just me or does that turtle looks like it's shouting out an invitation?

(Darn it, I don't mean to sound like such a pervert, it just seems to happen.)

3/12/2007 4:40 PM  
Blogger Haley-O said...

Awesome facts! Love it! I can hardly believe any of it. Too hilarious to be true ('specially the turtle -- how is that anatomically possible!)!

3/12/2007 9:45 PM  
Blogger Phats said...

Hey mr phoenix I sent you an email you get it?

3/13/2007 12:16 PM  
Blogger :P fuzzbox said...

So I take it that you could suffocate the turtle by sticking a finger up it's ass. If congress was this way it would solve a lot of problems.

3/13/2007 2:04 PM  
Blogger Mr. Shife said...

Well I always wanted a fun fact about a turtle's ass to add to my inventory of useless knowledge. Thank you Phoenix for making this possible. And Heroes is the best. I had withdrawals last night when it wasn't on.

3/13/2007 4:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think my hubby is one of those turtles.

3/13/2007 8:05 PM  
Blogger goldennib said...

There's no such thing as powdered water is there?

3/14/2007 6:17 AM  
Blogger Jim said...

foen -- last time I was in XXXXXXX County it looked like everyone cut their own hair using a mirror, at least the folks on the XXXX Trail :)

3/14/2007 11:20 PM  
Blogger David Amulet said...

GN: That's Stephen Wright's old joke: "I got some powdered water--but I don't know what to add ..."

-- david

3/15/2007 4:45 AM  
Blogger goldennib said...

David: Thanks. Sometimes I am so sheltered; D

3/15/2007 5:40 AM  
Blogger Phats said...

Brackets are up on the blog thanks for doing it!! good luck :)

3/15/2007 11:48 AM  
Blogger Dan said...

I read every part of this post. Honest. But all I kept thinking about was the first part. :)

3/15/2007 12:11 PM  
Blogger goddess said...

Don't look directly at it... don't do it... Don't look at the vagina.

3/15/2007 12:46 PM  
Blogger Reiki 4 Life said...

just stopping by to send some love and light your way... hope all is well :)

3/15/2007 5:06 PM  
Blogger Big Pissy said...

Great fun facts!

Thanks! :)

3/16/2007 10:04 AM  
Blogger Jay said...

I'm glad my girl parts live in this country, with me.

3/16/2007 11:33 AM  
Blogger Vani said...

see, the fact that men think about sex all day makes me think that they should not be allowed to look women's crotches all day! what do u think??

3/16/2007 12:19 PM  
Blogger phred said...

So, 54% of Congress is thinking about sex, 46% aren`t thinking about anything, and they are all talking out their ass....
That explains alot.

3/17/2007 5:51 AM  
Blogger goldennib said...

Are you still thinking about sex?

3/17/2007 10:25 AM  
Blogger Mojotek said...

It IS possible to cut your own hair in the mirror! I've been doing it for 15 years now! But you have to have the tri-fold cabinet setup though, so you can actually see the sides and back of your head without craning too far.

3/19/2007 12:26 PM  
Blogger Carae said...

You win the prize for most obscure and hilarious animal factoid EVER!!!

3/19/2007 11:30 PM  
Blogger Tisha! said...

I would of thought every second!

3/23/2007 3:45 AM  
Blogger Sherri said...

Yikes! That's quite the turtle!

3/30/2007 6:40 PM  
Blogger Freudian Slip said...

54 percent? That really surprised me.

4/03/2007 8:00 PM  

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