Modern Science Needs...You!
*Wish you could do something fulfilling?
*Do you want to make a lot of money with very little effort?
Most people are horrified at the thought of being so called "human guinea pigs." What they don't understand is that when it comes to making advances in science and medicine, somebody has to be first.
Why can't it be you?
The greatest discoveries blossomed out of people having the guts to step forward and say, "I'll be first." Who can forget scientific heroes like...
Colonel John Stapp. The man "strapped" himself to a sled with a rocket on it in order to learn more about g-forces and the human body. Col. Stapp wanted to devise safer gear for pilots, so he tested his theories on himself. Sure, he broke various limbs and had blood vessels in his eyes explode from time to to time while hurling himself at nearly 600 mph on a rocket, but this man's work saved lives.
Daniel Alcides Carrion. This Peruvian medical student couldn't just idly stand by why people were dying of some strange new disease called "Yellow Fever." He had his fellow students inject him with the virus, and from contracting the disease and studying it, he discovered that "Yellow Fever" and another illness, verruga peruana, were actually two different manifestations of the same virus. Daniel Carrion died from yellow fever less than four weeks later, but the guy is a hero!
Bob Helms. Author of Guinea Pig Zero: An Anthology of the Journal for Human Research Subjects makes a living as a human test subject. This former laborer's pay ranges from $250 - $400 PER DAY! This man has had blood drawn, urine and poop samples taken, x-rays...all in the name of science... and moola! Mr. Helms says of his job: "Sometimes the work amounts to showing up on time, not being afraid of needles, and not eating anything that will disrupt the study." Most of the time, he says that he is ''essentially getting paid to be a couch potato.''
A brave couch potato that serves all of mankind!
So why don't you make the call, toll free at 800-MAD-TEST today? Stand up and "be first" for once in your life. And make a lot of money!
Hurry and make that call right now. We've got a "effects of drinking pescticides" test coming up, and we're taking volunteers. First come first serve!
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Ray -- Experiment, Georgia