The Mighty Duck
There's a new miracle bird in town.
Last week, a dark brown duck was shot twice. The hunter then put the bird into his refrigerator, with plans of cleaning it and cooking it at a later date. The hunter's wife opened the refrigerator two days later, and the duck moved its head to look up at her.
The duck was alive.
You think it quacked, "Aflack!?"
After the hunter's wife picked herself up from the floor and probably changed her soiled panties, she ordered her daughter to take the duck to the animal hosptial right away. The young lady took the duck to the Killearn Animal Hospital near Tallahassee, Florida.
David Hale, a vet, gave the duck a 75% chance of survival, but she probably would not make it in the wild. "This shows how tough and adaptable wildlife are," Hale said. "This is an extremely tough duck with a lot of spirit to live."
You know, I can think of another "lame duck" that has a knack for cheating death...