Weapons of Mass Destruction?
It's a bomb that releases a chemical that makes the enemy sexually irresistable to each other. To the point where they lay down their weapons and begin to lay down with each other.
Does anybody else find this incredible silly, yet ingenious???
The "Gay Bomb" is only one of many non-lethal weapons that were considered by the US military. Other variations include:
The Bee Bomb. These bombs would release a bee pheromone onto the enemy. Then we'd throw a bunch of bee hives in the vacinity, and let them at 'em. I find the visual incredibly funny. Although it wouldn't be non-lethal to those that are allergic to bee stings. In the cartoons, the person being chased by bees only had to jump in the water to avoid being stung. Remember, Iraq is a desert.
Bad Breath Bomb. Imagine a bomb that gave the enemies severe bad breath. How would this be helpful? In the ugly world of gurella warfare, soldiers often blend in with civilians. This makes it difficult to track them down without creating collateral damage. If the soldiers had severe hallitosis, it would be easier for our troops to single out the soliders hiding among the citizens. My question is, just how bad are insurgents' oral hygiene to begin with? I'm going to assume the Iraqi insurgency doesn't come with a dental plan.
Who Me? Bomb. This bomb creates a strong fart smell within the enemies' locations. It's supposed to make them ill and wear down their willingness to fight. Air Force Researchers finally axed this option because they learned that in many parts of the world, the smell of ripe ass music is as natural as the wind blows.
To me, the Gay Bomb is the most interesting. Is there such a chemical/pheremone that would make soldiers suddenly want to stop fighting Infidels are start making sweet homosexual love to each other? The answer is probably "no." Although the public really doesn't know how far, if at all, such a chemical has been developed. I personally believe the Gay Bomb SHOULD be developed.
It's a much better alternative to blowing up our enemies. And can you imagine the morale of insurgents knowing their brothers in arms are now literally brothers in arms??? In a part of the world where homosexuality is punishable by death, I believe such a Gay Bomb would make all of our enemies drop their weapons and surrender. Whether they're Iraqi insurgents or Afghan Al Qaeda, they would probably rather give up then be turned into homosexuals on the battlefield. (The French Army have already volunteered for any future Gay Bomb's testing).
Think about it. The war in Iraq has been very bloody, and nothing can bring back the ones that have died. Could all of this death have been avoided with a Gay Bomb? With such a non-lethal weapon, say goodbye to machine guns, rockets, and land mines. Say hello to lives saved, hot gay love in the desert, and well dressed enemy soliders.
There's a "Weapon of Mass Destruction" joke in there somewhere, but I can't quite word it right.